Inconsistency

I just bought a sausage and bean melt at a different Greggs to my usual and it had more sausages in it.

Has anyone else got a similar story? I'm wondering whether I should walk a bit further for more sausage in future.

 

if you like sausage that much.....i guess u should!! nt

 

Is that a metaphor

For you coming out? I applaud you. If there's one thing this world needs it's more bummers.

 

I once bought a cheese pasty from Greggs and it actually had a slight hint of cheese flavour to it, they've assured me it won't happen again though.

 

No, but why not hold your applause for Saturday Jay.

on a completely different note, I just said 'cheers Louise' to someone on the phone, which almost sounds like cheese Louise.

 

it's more a question of value for money. I think sausages are worth more than beans.

 

Was the person you were speaking to actually called Louise or was it simply you trying out a variation on the "cheers, big ears" type response?

 

her name was actually Louise. I've lost track of the whole conversation, it was something to do with a delay. I jumped the gun a bit and didn't think it through properly, I think for technical accuracy I should have used the american expression, "jeez, Louise"

I think I'll phone her back and ask her about her ears.

 

What's happening on Saturday?

You've made the schoolboy error of assuming we have a match this weekend, haven't you. You couldn't be more wrong. Let's all laugh at IOWT. I am the king of the castle and you are the dirty rascal.

 

I'm having a civil partnership ceremony thing.

 

Eh ?

 

He's marrying a man

What with wanting loads of sausage and that.

 

Speaking of Greggs

Anyone been when pissed up on a weekend night... and did you get 3rd degree burns from the filling without noticing the pain?

 

excellent thanks Jay.

now I've made a coffee and had a think...I have a better answer, thus

so Jay, are we never playing on a Saturday again then...... eh..........eh........?

Also, this response means I don't have to be gay to cover my mistake, which seems a bit full on if I'm honest.

 

Are they 24hr in Barnsley???

They shut at 5 in Manc.

 

RE: Are they 24hr in Barnsley???

Close at 3am on the weekend... One next to the White Hart.

 

RE: Are they 24hr in Barnsley???

Blimey!

 

The White Hart!

Blimey - that's going back a bit.


Didn't know that about Greggs...shows the last time I was in town on a night! Though going to Bramah's on Friday

 

RE: Are they 24hr in Barnsley???

Several in Leeds are open till 3am at weekends as well - surprised it hasn't caught on in Manc.

 

Where Barnsley leads Manchesters sure to follow.. nt