A dwarf with a lisp goes to a stud farm to buy a horse. "What are you looking for?" asks the owner. "I'm looking for a female horth," replies the dwarf. The owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth" nods the dwarf. "Can i thee her eyethe?". The owner picks him up and shows him the mare's eyes. "Nithe eyethe. Can i thee her teeth?" He lifts the dwarf and shows him her teeth. "Nithe teeth. Now can i thee her twot?" He lifts the dwarf & shoves his head up the mare's fanny, waits afew seconds, then pulls him out. "I'll rephrathe that. Can i thee her wun awound?"
