the farmers son came down for breakfast and said to his mum, "I'm hungry, what's for breakfast?" mum replied, "nothing until you have been out and fed the animals." Grumpily the boy goes outside,first he goes to the chickens and said"Idon't feel like feeding you today" and then he kicked them. Then he went to the cow and did the same and then the pig and did the same. He went back in and mum said "I saw you kick the chicken so you can't have any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you can't have any milk; and I saw you kick the pig, so you can't have any bacon. At this point the farmer comes down stairs and tripped over the cat, which he kicked. The boy turned round and said "mum, shall I tell him"........
