Julian Gray

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  1. Che

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    He'll never age apparently, unless he see's an old painting of himself, then he'll turn to dust.

    Good signing in my opinion, get him on a 30 year contract and hide his picture in the loft
     
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    I was considering the Dorian Gray angle.

    But thought it was **** - which I now regret as your "attempt" is quite good.

    I'm as gutted as a Sheff Utd fan whose just turned up for a blind date & Dirk is sat across from them.
     
  4. Gue

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    RE: I was considering the Dorian Gray angle.

    I've been going on blind dates for 45 years, how dare you question my knowledge.
     
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    Just one thing:

    A blind date is meant to be two people who have never met.
    Not where you rugby tackle a woman with a white stick to the ground.
    Just thought I'd point that out.

    Fahrenheit Bistro in Wath.
    Nice place.
    You could even take a decent bint there - not just a fat bin dweller.

    It seems to be run by Elton John too - which is a real bonus for you.
     
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    RE: Just one thing:

    "Bistro" and "Wath" in the same sentence - you are taking the piss. Is Mr Newman the wine waiter ?
     
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    According to form ...

    ... Micky has been moved along.
    I think he's drinking his 3 litre bottle of Frosty Jack in Swinton or Rawmarsh or summat.

    Him & Kay in Rosehill Park.
    Oh aye.

    The geezer running Fahrenheit is Elton John 25 years ago.
    Yet another bonus for you.
     
  8. Gue

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    RE: According to form ...

    Kay and Micky sitting in a puddle of their own piss. If some of the more sad reports on here are to be believed. hoho.</p>

    25 years ago ? So his ringpiece will still be fairly compact ?</p>

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