http://www.soccerbase.com/players_details.sd?playerid=20581 out of contract, leaving birmingham. Quality left winger but think we may struggle to attract him.
He'll never age apparently, unless he see's an old painting of himself, then he'll turn to dust. Good signing in my opinion, get him on a 30 year contract and hide his picture in the loft
I was considering the Dorian Gray angle. But thought it was **** - which I now regret as your "attempt" is quite good. I'm as gutted as a Sheff Utd fan whose just turned up for a blind date & Dirk is sat across from them.
RE: I was considering the Dorian Gray angle. I've been going on blind dates for 45 years, how dare you question my knowledge.
Just one thing: A blind date is meant to be two people who have never met. Not where you rugby tackle a woman with a white stick to the ground. Just thought I'd point that out. Fahrenheit Bistro in Wath. Nice place. You could even take a decent bint there - not just a fat bin dweller. It seems to be run by Elton John too - which is a real bonus for you.
RE: Just one thing: "Bistro" and "Wath" in the same sentence - you are taking the piss. Is Mr Newman the wine waiter ?
According to form ... ... Micky has been moved along. I think he's drinking his 3 litre bottle of Frosty Jack in Swinton or Rawmarsh or summat. Him & Kay in Rosehill Park. Oh aye. The geezer running Fahrenheit is Elton John 25 years ago. Yet another bonus for you.
RE: According to form ... Kay and Micky sitting in a puddle of their own piss. If some of the more sad reports on here are to be believed. hoho.</p> 25 years ago ? So his ringpiece will still be fairly compact ?</p> </p>
