Lighting Farts

whats the best food to eat to make your fart lethal enough to light with a flame?

 

Beans

tried and tested.

Also consider: peas, onion soup, any kind of curry but not too hot or the risk of accidental liquid discharge increases.

 

did u ever backfire?

i was told that however little chance of it happening you could burn the inside of your arse?

 

No

but then I have an exceptionally high sphincter shutter speed and sprinklers dotted throughout the rectal canal.

 

so i dont need to buy ant sodacream then?

i would like to think i can light in confidence

 

my arse

has been on fire for the last 2 weeks, dont need no matches :'( :'(

 

Suffered for years with piles, had them injected 3 years sin.......

no problem, bit embarassing but relatively painless procedure, would recommend you have it done Uncle.

 

Also beware the danger

of singed hair.