Loudmouths -- avoiding them

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  1. zet

    zetland New Member

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    The reason I haven't had a season ticket this season is because I didin't want to commit myself to the same seat for each match.
    This is because I don't want to be within hearing distance of these loudmouth supporters who spend the whole of the match making loud boring comments about the game. I can put up with a bit of swearing but listening to inane comments for 90 minutes from usually middle aged men spoils the game.
    Now with the free ST for under 11's I would like to get a ST so my 9 year old can accompany me.
    My question is which part of the ground is likely to be a loudmouth free zone?
     
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    East Stand Upper, except for the old bat behind us who shouts "yes, & get in" if the opposition have a shot on target, she also gets players names wrong alot & tries to include the letter Y on the end of their names such as "Nadsy" - for nardiello ofc & "fosty" for foster.
     
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    You cannot avoid the bloke sat behind you.

    The bloke who sits behind me is everywhere.

    For instance. The bloke who sits behind me is a right miserable fecker. His grandson constantly argues with him through the match which is hilarious. The bloke behind him is a real miserable fecker too and he constantly argues about Nardiello with a bunch of lads.

    I am the bloke behind the woman in front. She thinks I'm a miserable fecker but her son finds me and my mate amusing. The bloke on the right of her son still holds a grudge against me cos I once told him he looked like Mike Sheron.

    The bloke to the left of me says about 200 times per game "I bet the first bookings for a red shirt" or until the first booking when it changes to "I told you the first booking would be for a red shirt" He is truly a miserable fecker. The only pleasusre I get from this miserable fecker is the fact that the 5 year old in the seat behind him kicks his seat all match.

    The bloke to the right of me is the most miserable fecker on the planet. I don't know why he comes to games he's that miserable. He argues with everyone else around and as he comes to the match on his own buts into everyone's conversation. He's about 55 and has been known to try and start fights 15 seats away with children.. I think he must come on here.

    The moral of the story is, sit on the back row. Then you are the bloke behind everybody and the bloke behind you can't wind you up.
     
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    might be on about my dad!
     
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    Sums it up really! nt
     
  6. zet

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    RE: You cannot avoid the bloke sat behind you.

    aaargh!
    you think someone finds you amusing.
    That's the problem these loudmouths are under a massive misapprehension.
    They are not amusing - not amusing.
     
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    Hehe

    Such truth in the post!</p>

    I'd say East stand somewhere will suffice, but then you have to put up with a) older people moaning all through the game, seemingly finding fault with everyone and everything b) complete and utter lack of any atmosphere, so much so that if you start to sing, you get treated like some sort of freak and people look at you funny.</p>

    At least the view is better I spose, but I wouldn't move from the Ponty after sampling one game back in the East stand (Charlton at home)...doesn't come near for enjoyment in my opinion</p>
     
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    Does he stand with his arms folded in the Lower East Stand (near Ponty End) and always leave 10 minutes before the end?
    Or is he at the other end of the Lower East Stand, best described as someone who has taken advantage of the care in the community policy?
    Or is he in the top of the Ponty Road End (near West Stand) and has a deep rasping voice and always a lot of empty seats around him?
     
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    RE: Hehe

    The interesting? thing about these miserable gits is that they never sit together but rather spread all over the ground like the proverbial on a blanket.
    What about dedicating a couple of rows or creating a special stand for these FMG's?
     
  10. Gue

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    Front row West Stand Upper - several available seats Block C
     
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    So true its unbelievable nt
     
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    RE: You cannot avoid the bloke sat behind you.

    Gone and got ST today at back row of Ponty. Were some other slightly better view seats further down but from this years experience (when I got match tickets in those seats) there si a right whining **** so couldn't cope.

    Think we ridking it near the chavs zone, and one seat has a little less leg room - but at least I can stand all game
     
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