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  1. Lor

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    My wife is furious with our neighbour as she is an attractive 25 year old and regularly sunbathes naked in the back garden.
    Personally I'm on the fence
     
    Lordtyke, Feb 27, 2025
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    A man called last night. He was asking for donations for a new swimming pool.

    I gave him a bucket of water.
     
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    I went to see the doctor yesterday.
    'I've broken my arm in lots of places' I said.
    'Well don't go to those places again' he told me.
     
    KamikazeCo-Pilot, Feb 28, 2025
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    Can a sign be more 'Yorkshire' IMG_3306.jpeg
     
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    I've always said that pancakes are just Yorkshire's without ambition IMG_3308.jpeg
     
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    Trump: “The Canadians are mining too many minerals, we need to get them to mine less of them”
    Musk: “Yes, mine fewer”
    Trump: “Don’t call me that yet”
     
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    I was driving down a road the other day when a police officer pulled me up.
    'Sir you do realise this is a one-way street?''
    'I think I'm ok officer I was only going one way'
     
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    A 67 year old MULTI MILLIONAIRE from Barnsley marries a stunningly beautiful 26 year old woman and takes her down the pub to introduce to his mates....

    When his mates see him walk through the door with his new wife they can't believe their eyes

    "By eck old lad! How av you managed to pull a reyt nice lass like her?"

    The Yorkshireman replies, "It was easy! I gave her a bit of the old Yorkshire charm and then just lied about my age as well"

    "Ah I see, so you told her you was fotty?" Asks his friend

    "No ya daft bugger! I told her I was 90!"
     
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    My grand daughter is representing England in the international twanging your ruler on the edge of a desk competition in France.

    It is being held in the Dordogne.
     
    Didcot Red, Mar 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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    ⚠️ The first picture of the Captain in charge of the MV Solong, which crashed into an oil tanker today, has been released to the public.

    He is believed to be a decorated navy veteran who has served on 7 different military ships.

    Although the full story is yet to be known about today's incident a look into the Captain's navy history reveals that he was on look out duty aboard the HMS Peerless when it sank after crashing into an American aircraft carrier
    Crew of oil tanker in North Sea collision say they'll take their chances as they're threatened with being evacuated to Grimsby. IMG_3311.jpeg IMG_3312.jpeg

    He is also believed to be fluent in German.
     
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    Celebrations in Barnsley as Whippet wins Crufts. IMG_3314.jpeg
     
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    A blind woman told me I had the biggest pen1s ever.
    She was pulling my leg
     
    Lordtyke, Mar 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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