Match report

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    ******* hell!
     
  2. Marc

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    Reyt report


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    I stopped reading after "*******"
     
  4. Bossman

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    Brilliant in-depth report that Jay, Cheers,
     
  5. Tyk

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    Scarthy Well-Known Member

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    You could have started with some preamble about the 'Junkers' and pre match chit chat


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  7. Farnham_Red

    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Far too many words and syllables in that report
    Id just have gone with "WOW"
     
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    Bit too long winded to read that report
     
  9. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    Went on a bit. Red Rain's sh*tting it.
     
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    Sin better reports, not bad though.
     
  11. Jimmy viz

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    Bit flowery and verbose. Reminds me of the BBC report of the Blunts game have you been moonlighting?
     
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    ******* Heaven!!!
     
  13. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    tbh I would have preferred

    something a bit more concise, I tend to get bored with this long rambling stuff
     
  14. Archey

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    At full time. I removed my headphones (after listening to player commentary). Walked back from the kitchen, threw my phone on the floor in disbelief. Checked to see the sky was still blue. Turned to the missus and said, "how the fvck did that happen"

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  15. KFC

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    A match report is only worth it's salt if the author gives it a name.

    I suggest 'majority report' for yours.
     

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