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  1. kanecat

    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    #41 kanecat, Aug 11, 2008
    RE: Welcome Home????

    Thanks for the receipe but think i'll give it a miss :)
     
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    #42 JLWBigLil, Aug 11, 2008
    Well, if you like your men to be

    Young, handsome, lean, muscular, witty, intelligent, debonair & sophisticated, then it's best to avoid Ian and myself. We are the complete opposite.
     
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    #43 Stahlrost, Aug 11, 2008
    Tripe, tripe, tripe

    I think "tripe" is quite a good word to use on here. It is an interesting variation on the /poo symbol commonly used by certain contributors to avoid the onerous task of thinking of something interesting and constructive to say.
     
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    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    #44 kanecat, Aug 11, 2008
    RE: Well, if you like your men to be

    sum yourself up then...............
     
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    #45 Stahlrost, Aug 11, 2008
    What do you mean?

    I've never flown with debonair - heard some quite bad rumours about their pre-flight checks.

    Agree with most of the rest though, but I still think L will jump on us when she meets us
     
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    #46 JLWBigLil, Aug 11, 2008
    Easy peasy

    I'm a happily married, 48 years old, father of two, 6'3", overweight, ugly, stupid, inconsiderate, ignorant, sexist, racist, violently aggressive, steelworker.








    And they're only my good points.
     
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    #47 Stahlrost, Aug 11, 2008
    Get Ready

    Kev is busy composing some suitable prose right now...........
     
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    #48 JLWBigLil, Aug 11, 2008
    Don't worry

    She'll never get past my stomach.
     
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    #49 JLWBigLil, Aug 11, 2008
    It wasn't worth the wait

    Was it?
     
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    #50 kanecat, Aug 11, 2008
    RE: Easy peasy

    you sound nice :D

    i'll ask crystal or laura their opinion next time i see them online
     
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    #51 kanecat, Aug 11, 2008
    RE: What do you mean?

    Jump on you to play bouncing castles on your stomachs?
     
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    #52 JLWBigLil, Aug 11, 2008
    Oh God, don't do that

    You'll never want to go out with us!!
     
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    #53 kanecat, Aug 11, 2008
    RE: Oh God, don't do that

    The truth will out
     
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    #54 Stahlrost, Aug 11, 2008
    Don't agree with the stupid and ignorant bits.

    I've seen you performing in the Miners quiz.
     
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    #55 JLWBigLil, Aug 11, 2008
    In all fairness to Ian

    He isn't overweight. I, on the other hand, have my own gravitational pull.
     
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    #56 Stahlrost, Aug 11, 2008
    You cannot be serious

    about bouncing up and down on my stomach :D

    Ooops. gonna get banned now.......sorry!
     
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    #57 JLWBigLil, Aug 11, 2008
    But you agree with everything else?

    Gee, thanks (!)
     
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    #58 kanecat, Aug 11, 2008
    RE: You cannot be serious

    o dear. i set myself up for that one.
     
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    #59 Stahlrost, Aug 11, 2008
    Tripe

    Since I stopped smoking I have put on 2 stones - I am now officially "slightly overweight" according to the medical powers that be - slowly losing it now by only eating lean meat with grass and leaves etc
     
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    #60 kanecat, Aug 11, 2008
    RE: In all fairness to Ian

    he won't be overweight, i bet he spends most his time on the toilet after all the curries
     
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