Lesbians - 8/10. Some good players, but slight over-reliance on lentils and tie-dyed clothing. Black British - 7/10. Over achieve in representation on the pitch, but need to break through the glass ceiling into management Gays - 4/10. Too far into the closet. Need the bravery of a pioneer "out" professional. Chinese - 2/10. Under represented since Jacob Burns' retirement.
Dwarfs - 10/10 Doing quite well in this field, a few pocket rockets spread across the team. One crosses boundaries of being tiny but also has a kind of gay voice from the south coast. He runs about a lot as well, shouting 'chase me chase me'.