http://video.aol.com/video-detail/pg-tips-proof/852007035 Me : That's a great new advert you've got Monkey. I like the bit about the angry owl in the biscuit cupboard. What gave you that idea ? Monkey : Erm well, erm actually......... He squirms about guiltily. Me : You haven't ! I rush downstairs to the kitchen and sure enough.... Brian Laws ( very muffled ) : Help, help ! Let me out !! Brian Laws : I only popped round to borrow 50p for the floodlight electricity meter and the idiot ape shoved me in here ! Angry, you'd be angry if you'd been shut in there for days with nothing to eat but rich tea biscuits. And off he goes back to where he belongs. No-one begrudges him a kit-kat and a twix though he could have asked first if it was OK to take them.
Angry Owl ..................I only said 'Angry Owl' to get it back to the top of the threads, Obviously I had to do this this because Monkey didn't leave us with a question or give an opinion that required a response ff
Celebrity monkey i'm not sure if you're familiar with how a twix works but generally speaking you get two goes with them as well. Even R Tiverton knows that
RE: Celebrity monkey i'm not sure if you're familiar with how a twix works Maureen always buys them multi-packs of Twix single fingers which is a bit daft as I always end up eating two anyway.
That does sound a bit daft monkey, I think you should speak to your agent about getting a better twix deal sorted out. Speaking of your agent shouldn't she be the one buying the twix's in the first place? I can't really imagine maureen doing the weekly shop somehow
Maureen loves shopping. If it was left to my agent we'd starve or live on m&m's and we wouldn't waste them throwing them at anyone, even Morgan himself.
Skittles are the way forward monkey. They're small and hard (something that maureen told me you'd know a lot about) and you get lots in a bag. I think we need some photographic evidence of maureen doing the shopping
Don't you start being rude, I've just got blocked on Tykesmad for mentioning sausages. I don't think we'd better photograph Maureen in the Coop because I'm not sure money is involved at any stage. Why bother when you're 6 inches tall and can run in and out till you've fetched what you want.
Exactly how tall are you lot? Monkey is just a few inches I from what I can tell but maureen looks much bigger.
I am 5 inches tall, Maureen is 6 inches , my agent is 5 foot 8 inches. Maureen just seems bigger. Phil Jupitus, the bloke in the ad with me is about 16 and a half inches. It's strange really, they have to make special furniture to make him look normal-sized.
