MOOSE: a psychoanalytical report

Moose appears to have numerous mental health difficulties which i (with a certain knolwedge of insanity) will try to explain);

He seems upset that barnsley fc have not spent 250 million this summer and he has many burning questions on his mind summed up by the single question "Why?" This could be due to sexual frustration and leads me to suspect that he is constantly rejected by peers and contemporaries. He may of had a girfriend once but it is most likely that she ridiculed him for small genitals.

He then tries to introduce a new rule to the forum, which means that these feelings of rejection have now manifested themselves into a need to dominate. this could of been triggered by any number of things eg;

Moose: Hi love i have severe mental difficulties but i would like to have sex with you.

14yr old girl: NO WAY! You have a small penis and your breath smells.

This rejection has led him to try and exert control over others but he is quite clearly unable to deal with these problems in reality, and has instead decided to threaten people with certain fashion tastes over an anonymous website.

Finally we see how moose tries to associate himself with football players in (the rather vain hope) that he can identify with them and so further belittle the group.

Summing up what we have here is a short tempered, small trousered, gimp loving, monkey basher who has little or no prospects and tries to enhance his own pathetic existence by posting nasty and cowardly messages on a public forum. Or ****, if you will.

 

God you've summed him perfectly!

 

are you moving seats this season? please? nt

 

its all in the study.......

of the language a pleb would use

 

im not moving

but will be having a new seat. its going to be solid gold and encrusted with diamonds because i earn loads ya know.