Mystic Meg

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  1. Bri

    Brian Mahoneys Waist Well-Known Member

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    We have a board full of Mystic Megs on here.You know Wednesday are going to beat us,you know we are going to get relegated.How many of you have won the Lottery?. I thought so.
     
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    the odds of us getting beat by wednesday are like 1/2 the odds of us going down are 1/24 the odds of guessing the correct lottery numbers are 1/14000000
     
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    I get your point but it does get a little tedious at times.A mate of mine pulled Barnsley down all through the promotion season.I used to say to him lets see what happens at the end of the season because if we get promoted you're going to look a fool.
     
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    Did he have a ticket for Anfield?

    :D
     
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    June Penn................she always does it for me..........Sunday People

    Buy that paper just to read what June has to say about the coming week. Marvelous (Y)
     
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    RE: June Penn................she always does it for me..........Sunday People

    Did she say whether or not we are going to beat the Pigs? :D
     
  7. Gue

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    An oldie but goodie

    I think I just like this because Mrs Burgundy Red is a Capricorn . . .

    Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.

    Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a *****.

    Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

    Taurus (Apr 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.

    Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap Barsteward. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

    Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

    Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and annot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving Barstewards.

    Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

    Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

    Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

    Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of crap.

    Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
     

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