Following the successful telepathy experiment, my brain has got a bit bigger and appears to have developed special skills and deeper logic. Rather then waste these skills on posting nonsense, I'll share new insights into life and that, with you. Here's your stars for the day. All star signs are covered in one, simply because I'm that clever now. Today: When you learnt to see as a child, everything was ace and nice and made you smile a bit. Don't forget that you still have that skill and open your eyes and smile at stuff. If you can't see, ask your dog to wag it's tail.
Fantastic! I'm currently pissing myself at a Tupperware container. Isn't it uncomfortable once it goes cold?
I'm distributing a spoken word version in 5,000 different languages including alien, which as we all know, is simply musical notes. Strangely, that particular sentence in alien, is Axel F.
Having a powerful brain is a burden, I think it may be the constant droning buzz that it emits when I think that makes you sick, particularly the telepathic posts. There have been studies in this, I suggest you cover your ears when you read my posts. Just to be safe.
RE: Fantastic! That's the spirit Windy, embrace that innocence. Now try drinking milk until you're sick on yourself.
That milk thing got me thinking But I don't think that going straight for my receptionists nipple for a suckle was the right way to go
RE: Dry as a bone You wanted a buxom bird, early 30's, bio clock ticking. It'd have been like a dairy.
You must have me down as a proper Lactophile mate of mine's missus has just had a bairn, says it pisses out when she gets all worked up on top
Well its a funny one that I think that the type seen in some educational videos is a bit of a myth, but do remember many years ago once having my fingers squirted on Your thoughts Prof Hartog ?