Points Per Game

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    It seemed at the time that Simon was appointed on a permanent basis due to his "points per game" haul.
    Lets have a look at 2009, shall we?

    As far as I can see - we've played 16 games (won 3, drawn 5 & lost 8 = 14 points).
    I think that gives him an average of 0.87 PPG.
    No amount of dossier waving or hiding from the press can disguise the facts.

    I must also point out that I wouldn't sack him right now.
    Owing to the fact that his team selections & formations are totally baffling to us - he seems to bamboozle opposition Managers every often too, so I wouldn't be amazed if we beat Reading or Wolves.

    I also think that Patrick Cryne isn't daft.
    He's obviously got faith in Simon, as his financial support of his Manager has shown, but every relationship has a breaking point ... and Simon's point of elasticity must be dangerously close.

    I must end this post by mentioning lesbians, lap dancing & loving.
     
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    Durkar Red Well-Known Member

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    I agree

    with the last sentence.......and that we haven't been pegging the opposition in their own half enough......and teabagging
     
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    If only he could average 1.76PPG.

    Everything would be fine.
     
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    Well I seem to recall

    The last time we saw the passage of a manager the PPG was remarkably similar.
    It was following a run of 0.86 PPG from 18 games when the Chairman finally pushed that passage through.

    With just 13 goals from 16 games in 2009 my eyes have been starved enough of thrusting penetrative action. The time is nigh for Cryne to wield his hefty sword and see through the passage of Davey. We need another man to take to the saddle and ride us home. And dry.

    Enough single-entendre there?
     
  5. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Nice work.

    I'm not such a clever wordsmith - so I'd simply like to see Simon loved into oblivion.

    No Chairman involved this time.
    No board decision.
    Just Patrick.

    He's had faith in our football club to pump his cash in, so I'll have faith in him to make the decision he feels is best for the football club.

    That's enough of that.
    There are MILF websites that aren't being surfed.
     

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