They'll work longer hours for less money. Sack the rest of the squad and bring em in. Give the one with the bald head the managers job and the scruffy looking fat one the assistants job. They can also wash cars in the car park at half time for a bit extra.
And I'm sure.... ....that they could have the new West Stand up in a couple of months. </p> (adopts David Brent posture) oooh, little bit racist...maybe, er....</p>