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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Pssst.

    Keep it to yourself ... but I think that "Fired" fancies you.
    Just between us.

    Play your cards right & the Somerfield box may be having another visitor.
     
    The Full Ponty, Oct 10, 2006
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  2. Gue

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    RE: Pssst.

    She owns a bike, so way out of my league.
     
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  3. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Ahh - right.

    I thought someone said she IS a bike, not owns one.
    That's why I thought you had a chance.

    Tell her one of your "Blackpool Tales".
    That'll impress her.
    Go on.
    All may not be lost.
     
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  4. Gue

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    RE: Ahh - right.

    I have retired from Blackpool, and am currently compiling a best selling book about it all.
     
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  5. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I like your confidence.

    I wish I could compile a "best selling" book.
    I'm destined to produce a "turned down by every publisher" book.
    Then again - maybe I need to think of a better working title than "Spoff - dribbling from the harris"?

    You've retired from Blacky?
    There will be many fat old Scottish bints wondering where the dwarf loving is coming from this year then.

    Go on.
    Kick your ball at Fired.
    She'll love it.
     
    The Full Ponty, Oct 10, 2006
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  6. Gue

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    Girls from Scotland, the Midlands and Kent.

    Easy.
     
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  7. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    To be fair ...

    ... a bird who has travelled to Blackpool from Kent hasn't come to see the illuminations.
    Oh no.
    She's there to be boffed by a pot bellied poisoned dwarf wearing C&A sportscasualwear.
     
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  8. Gue

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    Just being friendly!!

    Why is he Man Friday material?!!!
     
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  9. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Yes.

    He wanders around deserted islands with a beardy bloke.

    I think you like him.

    Love is in the air ... la la la la la la laaaahhhh.
     
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  10. Gue

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    Well if he's worth a look at

    Post a picture - maybe a lookalike if you don't have the real thing... my husband will be out of the picture most of this week & possibly some of next depending on Saturday - he's an Owls fan.
     
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  11. Gue

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    RE: Well if he's worth a look at

    properly lolling at the look-alikes that maybe posted. I'm off to hide.............
     
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  12. The Full Ponty

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    Even better.

    Hartog has no morals - so sticking it to a married bint won't be an issue.

    Or maybe your husband will be hiding in the wardrobe, watching the Dirkster in action? I've heard about couples like you.

    Hartog is a bit of a looker.
    You know that bloke out of the "Phones4U" advert ... well, imagine him after having his face smashed in with a gret big stick - and then having his voicebox swapped with Mr Wilkes off Emmerdale & you've basically got Dirk Hartog esq.
     
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  13. Gue

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    ok i'm scared

    I will be locking Mr Owl in the wardrobe just in case!
     
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  14. JLWBigLil

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    a) Dirk ; b) TFP

    Dirk :-
    <img src ="http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/r/robinh.jpg">
    TFP :-
    <img src ="http://www.dacre.org/stills/webtv/Conf366.jpg">
    And , believe it or not Fiona , they DO look like this .
     
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  15. The Full Ponty

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    When was it you last saw TFP?

    a previous life or did you upload the wrong pic? the fashion sense is about right (tummy tucker tights and a tunic) but his hair is painfully thin these days, as in more scalp on show than folicals.
     
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  18. The Full Ponty

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    Oh aye.

    Gin & tunic?

    I am not bald.
    I'm some type of love machine for a solar panel, or summat.

    The Robin Hood look is quite fashionable this winter.
    Which means it won't be available where you shop (BHS, Army Stores & Next Directory).
     
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  19. Gue

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    RE: a) Dirk ; b) TFP

    Mr Fired has never been so appealing. Sorry thet both look gay to me.
     
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  20. Gue

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    RE: a) Dirk ; b) TFP

    pmsl.
     
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