How bloody hard is it sometimes, The constant back chat and " I know better" Or the "why do I have to do that" it's hard been a GOOD parent
you need either.... an attic, a cellar or a decent cupboard under the stairs. Also a stout leather belt, some crocodile skin slippers and a decent piece of cane around 2" diameter and about 4ft long. You also could maybe take into account holidays on the remote island of Bass Rock off the Scotts coast ( an ex prison place). Under no circumstances even think of asking the social services... you would be better off asking Hannibal Lechter, Fritzl , Jimmy Saville , Rolf Harris etc etc
