Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.
HOUSEWIVES Make the normally mundane task of switching the central heating on a little more exciting by singing 'The heating's on' to the tune of 80s hit The Heat is On by Glen Frey as you are doing it.
RE: BAPPERS Avoid being labelled a fecking idiot by calling them by their proper name, breadcakes FFS!
COME AND SIT ON YOUR GRANDAD'S LAPPERS </p> Improve your chances of avoiding detection by not owning a computer.</p>