Rat in cella...

Mine used to chase my German Shepherds around the garden. They're on a par with dogs when it comes to fun but I think the dogs shade it in the guarding department and they're definitely easier to control.</p>

 

RE: Rat in cella...chocolate

You might find this quite astonishing but Rats love, and i mean LOVE chocolate. We had them up at my dads allotment a few months back. Of course, me being the stereotypical youth suggested some lovely cheese with holes in for the bait. My dad scoffed at this, instead putting a piece of Galaxy on, the rats were all dead in about a week.

Poet

 

Buy a terrier

I reckon within 3 days the rat has gone!

 

Catch it in a trap and then let it out in a field a few hundred yards away........What so it can find its way back to your house!

You need to kill the ****! Get some Neosorexa Gold rat bait, can be bought at most agricultural suppliers.

 

Go in for the kill

<div>... with a proper rat trap baited with peanut butter or tuna.</div><div>It's important you send a message to all the little feckers that you will not be fecked with!</div>

 

Kill the rat if you catch it, don't release it.

They carry diseases which can kill or cause serious illnesses.

 

lol

Do you mean he's in less danger from desease if he kills it or he'll be reducing the rat population.</p>