Richard Kell

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  1. Gue

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    #1 Guest, Jan 9, 2008
    Retired and pursuing a career in aviation. according to wikipedia. He's not even 30 bless him. Good Luck, Richard.
     
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    #2 dreamboy3000, Jan 9, 2008
    Thinest Legs In Football

    No wonder he had so many problems with them. I've seen thicker matchsticks. He had some good touches about him. Just a shame he couldn't stay fit for more than two minutes.
     
  3. Gue

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    #3 Guest, Jan 9, 2008
    yeah. apparently when he left scunny for us with hayes, they were more bothered about Kell than Hayes. said he was an excellent box to box player.
     
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    #4 Tyketical M'stroke, Jan 9, 2008
    Best pilot in the club.
     
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    #5 MrsHallsToffeerolls, Jan 9, 2008
    Comparisons with Douglas Bader then.
     
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    #6 Googs, Jan 9, 2008
    RE: Thinest Legs In Football

    </p>

    </p>

    Whats going on with comments like these? Was he a marmite miner?</p>
     
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    #7 Googs, Jan 9, 2008
    :D
     
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    #8 Isle of Wight Tyke, Jan 9, 2008
    For attention of JAY

    I'd like to put in a request for an ode to Richard Kell.
     
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    #9 *Windy, Jan 9, 2008
    RE: For attention of JAY

    </p>

    Richard Kell,</p>

    Has not been well,</p>

    Since he fell,</p>

    Fookin hell.</p>
     
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    #10 imported_Gally, Jan 9, 2008
    Careful there. The chairman's an ex fighter pilot!
     
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    #11 Revvie P, Jan 9, 2008
    RE: For attention of JAY

    So, then</p>

    Richard Kell</p>

    You didn't play much</p>

    At Oakwell</p>

    </p>

    A short career</p>

    It has been</p>

    With punctured lung</p>

    And ruptured spleen</p>

    </p>

    Indeed, compared</p>

    To your good self</p>

    Brian McCord</p>

    Was a picture of health</p>

    </p>

    But blessed with legs</p>

    As thin as you</p>

    It's no surprise</p>

    One snapped in two</p>

    </p>

    Nor, first time that</p>

    You played again</p>

    That one more time</p>

    It snapped in twain</p>

    </p>

    Cue more years</p>

    Of paid vacation</p>

    But now it's off</p>

    To aviation</p>

    </p>

    Thus you are left</p>

    To hope in vain</p>

    You don't need legs</p>

    To fly a plane. </p>
     
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    #12 Oxford Red, Jan 9, 2008
    RE: For attention of JAY

    haha...ace.
     
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    #13 Eutychus, Jan 9, 2008
    RE: For attention of JAY

    That is most worthy
     
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    #14 RichK, Jan 9, 2008
    That is top quality

    Windys made me chuckle too.
     
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    #15 Isle of Wight Tyke, Jan 9, 2008
    Brilliant
     
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    #16 Jay, Jan 9, 2008
    That's far too good for Richard Kell nt
     
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