right... just got home...

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  1. Artisan-baker-red

    Artisan-baker-red Well-Known Member

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    Rushed home from work (i can generally only get to midweek matches due to work).
    Set off... Got to the edge of clowne, and had a flat tyre. No problems, pulled up and changed the tyre... Looking forward to the match, got there at just after 7. Got a good spot to park. Got to my seat to watch the lads warm up.

    Come on reds... A goal straight away.

    Tried to work out how we could play the players that were on the pitch... Confused... Tried to work out the formation and shape... Even more confused.

    Absolutely the worst performance I have seen my beloved reds play for some considerable time.

    Thought well things can't get much worse...

    Well I bought one of those top of the range flasks (i don't have milk in my tea, and trying to explain how to take the milk out of the pre-assembled cups is laborious)

    On returning to my car... I thought I'll have the last cup for traveling home...
    Missed the cup and poured scolding HOT tea all over my hand and leg.
    Tea made 5 hours ago!

    Oh well they say these things come in 3's

    Oh well poured a double single malt on the rocks.......
     
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    I almost think flask technology has got too good...had some coffee from mine after a 4 hour walk last Summer, didn't expect it to be any more than lukewarm so I took a big gulp and nearly burnt my face off.
     
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    I worked out that we had a keeper, and four at the back, one up front, but perhaps that should have been two? I don't think that anyone knew what was happening in the middle, including the players.
     
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    My old flask used to be like warm after an hour.
    I think flask technology has progressed to making the drink hotter than when it is poured in.
     

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