Thought I'd cheer you up with a story that shows how daft my wife is. A few years ago we were sat in the pub before the game and she was reading the programme when she suddenly piped up "I didn't know you had signed a Dutchman". I told her that we hadn't and she pointed at the picture of Rory Fallon. Which was on the players sponsorship page. And beneath his picture was the name of his sponsor - Darton Van Hire!
Ah, don't worry. I can almost sympathise with her. My classic comment this week was to a locum vet when discussing our origins. I piped up and said 'Ah, but you're not Australian because you're from Tasmania!"
we once worked in leeds where a young australian girl was working and 1 of my mates was serious when asked her "bloody hell what time do you get home for your tea"