Secret Santa conundrum!

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  1. Red

    Red-Taff. Well-Known Member

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    It's three feet long - and about four inches wide - furrry on one side - plain on the other side.
    Has a plastic 'switch' at one end on the outside. Has a wire inside.

    Also an attachment on a short lead whcih fits into the laptop and and that lights up the 'switch.'

    But what the fk is it ??

    COYR
     
    Red-Taff., Dec 15, 2023
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    Simon De Montforte Well-Known Member

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    Simon De Montforte, Dec 15, 2023
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    A giant clitoris.
     
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    Right on que!!!!
     
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    Cue
     
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    No Stephen silly. It's a stimulator for said body part.
     
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