I went out nightclubbing with some friends from overseas. There was me, an Irishman, a Scottsman, an Englishman, a Greek, an Italian, a German, a Hungarian, a Serbian, a Chinese and a Jap. We arrived at the door and the bouncer said, "I can't let you in without a Thai."
The hose pipe ban has really started taking its toll now. I mean what the heck am I supposed to use to siphon this flood out of my living room?
