Came down to the caravan in Cornwall last night,walked in the door and my neighbor who is Cornish had left me a message.Wait till he comes home from work the turnip head.
I call it thoughtful providing kindling for the firepit, or if you don't have one, maybe sat whittling it down to the size of a matchstick might prove therapeutic?
You're going to need a new caravan ... its massive. I'd also check your cupboards as there must be at least another 32M somewhere
If your on the coast throw a load of bread on his caravan roof ,Seagulls will keep him awake for a while