So far today

I have already eaten:</p>

1 bowl Crunchy Nut Cornflakes</p>

1 grapefruit</p>

1 pear</p>

1 banana</p>

1 sausage roll</p>

1 turkey salad sandwich</p>

1 blueberry muffin.</p>



Christ.</p>

 

You are 'The Hungry Caterpillar'

 

Remember

Moment on the lips - lifetime on the hips!</p>



I could have eaten all that when I was under thirty but now I've got to look at a chocolate bar and I put stones on! </p>

 

RE: You are 'The Hungry Caterpillar'

I'll be &quot;The Lardy Bas-tard&quot; if i carry this on.

 

Interesting stool later then.

 

RE: You are 'The Hungry Caterpillar'

Does it go straight through?

 

"Does it go straight through?"

Same question Carole Spackyback asked when she was being DVDA'd by Dirk, SM, myself & TM.

 

What did Christ taste like?

I hope you didn't his the beard?</p>

What flavour was his halo? Salt and Vinegar?</p>

 

And Mine

2 weetabix c/w semi skimmed</p>

1 yoghurt</p>

1 Banana</p>

Large Yorkshire pudding with braised rabbit &amp; veg.</p>

Burp!</p>

 

And me......

1 bowl of Coco Pops &amp; Semi skimmed milk</p>

4 Plain chocolate digestives</p>

1 Packet of Tangy Cheese Doritos</p>

1 Hefty chinese chicken sarnie</p>

1 Toffee Yoghurt</p>

also sucked on 3 strawberry halls soothers.</p>

PARP!</p>

 

RE: What did Christ taste like?

you are supposed to pluck the beard before cooking.