Songs For Anfield

Let's bring back some of the "oldies"

To the tune of "Black Velvet Band"

"They Call Us Barnsley FC
They Call Us the Cream of the Land
And When we win the FA Cup
We Know that you'll All Understand"

To the tune of "Quartermasters Stores"

"He's here, there, he's every bloody where
Brian Howard, Brian Howard!!"

What about the "Give us a B " "B" "B" Give us an A" "A", "A" and so on.

Well, its just a thought!!

 

Just For A Laugh

What have you ever fecking won

 

RE: Just For A Laugh

"What the ****, what the ****, what the **** have you ever won?!"

 

were gonna win 6-5????????????????etc.......etc.............

 

RE: good idea

Give us a B..BB ..Give us an a AA...

Great this innit (nodding2fingers)

 

RE: Just For A Laugh

"You'll never win the league again!"


or

"Capital of Culture....yer having a laugh!"

 

Wot abart a song abart a greasy chip butty

/poo

 

RE: Wot abart a song abart a greasy chip butty

give us a B..BB..

 

RE: Wot abart a song abart a greasy chip butty

pay rise lately!

 

what abart a good manager

 

as long as its not some old John Denver *****

(zzz)

 

what about when they sing "We won it five times we wont it five times the champions league we won it 5 times"

our version in reply

we won it onem time we won it one time the league 1 play offs we won it one time (Y)(Y)

 

Sacked in the Morning/Jurgens gonna get ya!/USA USA!!!! nt

 

iN 1912, WE WON IT ONE TIME. nt

 

"Team full of foreigners"

&quot;your'e just a team full of foreigners</p>

Team full of foreeeeeeigners&quot;</p>

 

"Ashley Ward, m'Lord, Asley Ward" nt

 

"We've got more spics than you ! Liverpool" nt

 

RE: "Team full of foreigners"

and the scousers could sing that back

 

Doh !

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IRONY</p>

(I RON Y)</p><div class="ds-list">1. <div class="sds-list">a. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.</div><div class="sds-list">b. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.</div><div class="sds-list">c. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at <font color="#1d4994">wit</font>¹.</div></div><div class="ds-list">2. <div class="sds-list">a. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: <span class="illustration"><font color="#226699">&quot;Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated&quot;</font></span> <span class="illustration"><font color="#226699">Richard Kain.</font></span></div><div class="sds-list">b. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at <font color="#1d4994">ironic</font>.</div></div><div class="ds-list">3. Dramatic irony.</div><div class="ds-list">4. Socratic irony.</div>