Steven Gerrard - Problems ahead.

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  1. Terry Nutkins

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    Apparently Mr Gerrards wife has been caught doing one of the families minders on film. The Daily Mirror has pics of her giving head etc. Gerrard is currently pleading with the mirror to stop them from printing them.</p>

    Gerrard has now been given 2 weeks leave to sort it all out.</p>

    If true it looks like the papers are going to mess with another England stars career and life after Eddie the eagle was labled the worst Ski Jumper by the Dearne Valley Weekender in 1988.</p>

    In all honesty though why can't they leave people alone?</p>
     
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    Alex Curran

    are they actually married? thought just engaged to be, might be wrong. silly girl if its true, it'll cost her 25%.
     
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  3. Gue

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    It weren't thee tekin' pictures was it?

    Out on one of your exepditions? New Miller Dam got a bit boring so you thought you'd go further afield?

    :pff
     
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    I dont see the minder being able to sustain her lifestyle.

    All good fun though.</p>
     
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    wittripodandcockart.

    ez tha got that Price of Coal thing on DVD? bring it tomora if tha ez, could be a vital part of my lads education by the sounds.
     
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  6. Terry Nutkins

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    I'd do more than take her photo...

    I'd wine and dine her and show her the bright lights of wombwell.</p>

    Then I'd dry @rse her and then dump her dead body in the lake next to ventura.</p>
     
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  7. Gue

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    Thought it might have been! Can you send me some copies?!

    :)

    I'll run you a copy off matey - text me tomorrow dinnertime and remind me to fetch it. How come it might be part of his education?
     
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  8. Gue

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    Why the dead body? Is dry-@rsing fatal?

    Bloody hell, never knew that...

    :pff
     
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    Will do

    keep him on the straight an humble. and give me a break from Fox Kids.
     
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    She wouldn't let me do it, so yes it's very fatal.

    Which is obviously more fatal than fatal.</p>

    I can't believe a scouse bird wouldn't take it up the 'arris.</p>

    **** me I'm living out a dream.</p>
     
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  11. Gue

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    So what you're saying is that beneath that statuesque, beautiful, sophisticated exterior...

    There's just a Scouse chavette who dreams of Nutkins getting busy and mining her marmite?
     
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    Yay

    it has finally hit home.</p>

    I'm the murderous cad of Barnsley.</p>
     
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    RE: So what you're saying is that beneath that statuesque, beautiful, sophisticated exterior...

    No, Nutkins proved that beneath that statuesque, beautiful, sophisticated exterior was lots of blood, some fat, muscles, organs, bones, connecting tissues and stomach/bowel contents.

    It was not a pretty sight, I keep telling him he's not making them look nicer, but he won't listen, he keeps hacking away muttering away to himself. Still, it keeps him out of harms way.
     
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    Bugger

    Better take him off my fantasy team [​IMG]</p>
     
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    Has she got a Curran bun in the oven?
     
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  16. Gue

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    I worry about you two...

    There's obviously some issues involved somewhere along the line!

    :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
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