Strange Keith Hill Logic

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    How bizarre is this:

    If 12 months ago Mark Robins had given away our best player, Shackell, and brought in two players from Leyton Orient and Exeter - my reaction would have been confusion, anger, frustration and a bit more anger for good measure.

    With Keith and his green jacket in charge I could not care less.
    In my opinion he has more than earned the trust and respect of every fan.

    However, and I'm sorry to end on a slightly negative tone, it makes me wonder what would happen if the chubby faced one left the club tomorrow?
    Could another Manager get our collection of lower league mis-fits playing as well as Keith does?

    I would also like to add that Jay is still a complete fuktard.
     
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    What an enjoyable post.
     
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    Trying to get my head around what a fuktard is.

    Is it a big f**k off orgy during a badly played game of trivial pursuits?
     
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    We should Tie KH to a 20 year contract with a £20 million get-out clause. You know it makes sense.
     
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    No.
     
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  6. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    No

    A fuktard is like a leotard, but full of jizz.

    I think.
     
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    Re: No

    Of course. Silly me.
     
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  8. JLWBigLil

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    We could possibly be up a certain creek, mate,

    Without adequate means of propulsion.
    I like Jay.
     
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    Is a mistress a woman between a mister and mattress?
     
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  10. The Full Ponty

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    Be honest:

    It was a bit on the feminine side.

    I personally will not rest until Keith is on Strictly.
    It might even mean I have to watch the fekin stupid ballroom dancing ballax.

    I think I've fogotten what we were talking about now.
     
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    Be honest:

    It was a bit on the feminine side.

    I personally will not rest until Keith is on Strictly.
    It might even mean I have to watch the fekin stupid ballroom dancing ballax.

    I think I've forgotten what we were talking about now.
     
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  12. The Full Ponty

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    Propulsion?

    Didn't someone on here once propose "hovering pants"?

    I like Jay too.
    Fuktard is a compliment here in the Midlands.
    Glad I could clear that up.

    He's also a spamrimmer.
     
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  13. JLWBigLil

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    Was it Mr Dillinger?

    Your vocabulary has certainly increased since you went to live in the tropics.
     
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  14. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Midlands Vocab

    They have 73 words down here for "concrete".

    I miss Dillinger.
    Maybe I should not have murdered him until he was dead?
     
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  15. JLWBigLil

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    I can believe that

    Your handiwork?
    <img src ="http://www.chasingthefrog.com/reelfaces/publicenemies/mrg.jpg">
     
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  16. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Not me.

    I don't leave evidence.
    I always eat them.

    By the way, get this:
    I am posting on here using my telephone.

    Later I will be cooking supper with the hoover.
    I then plan to use a sandle as an alarm clock.
     
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  17. JLWBigLil

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    You're posting via your phone?

    You posh sod!
    I once tried texting Stahlrost on mine. It took approximately three days for me to ask him whether we'd signed anyone!
     
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  18. The Full Ponty

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    I must point out:

    I've had unprotected promiscuous intercourse with a mistress, mister and matress.
     
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  19. The Full Ponty

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    Yep.

    Posting via twitter using my facebook feed.
    This then populates my Linkedin profile and bums my bebo page.

    Just off to iron my shirt using a toaster.
     
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  20. Jay

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    It was indeed Mr Dillinger

    It was about James Milner when he moved from Leeds to Newcastle. He said James Milner will never be worth £15 million even if he invents hover pants or flying pants or something like that.

    Man City paid £26 million for him. Without the special pants.
     
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