If you could have two superpowers, what would they be? You're not allowed to have the superpower to steal other people's superpowers, before you ask. I'd have invisibility and flight.
Invisibility? You pervert I'd have invisibility and time travel. Actually, I've already got those two. For the past 6 weeks i've been seeing our players miss chances, going back in time and using invisibility i've been guiding the ball into the net. How do you think Dagnall has been scoring every week?
China and the US Failing that I'll go with irresistability and super dance moves (which I secretly already have). Trouble is, as you get older, things like bending your knees without wincing become super powers.
I already have the power of invisibility, I just haven't figured out how it works yet, it just seems to kick in when I'm trying to get served in the pub!
Invisibility and the ability to turn water in to wine. Right hand to red, left hand to white. If the latter fails to impress beautiful women then I can use the former to look at them in the shower
