I'm not one for using stereotypes but, that Paedophile did happen to be ginger... I'm, not saying all gingers are child molesters, but it makes you think doesn't it...hmmm.
Evans? the piper from Scotland? Ginger bloke in a dress. The case got thrown out Scarthy, the BBC are currently going through it with the rest of the rubbish, so they can tell thieves how to steal your identity. If you hurry, you could wrestle it off them.
What about that Weasley kid as well having it off with young Hermione, disgusting. Makes you think though eh lads, I mean, she does look like she wants it. And better it came from someone more experienced and not ginger.
ooh there'll be some very angry people out there now Rosco, calling childline about how you've ruined their life by talking about Harry Potter. Does he give her one then?
No idea. My take on Barry Potter & the Deathly Marshmallows: It's a kids book - Barry won't die. For the same reason - none of the main characters will die. They are killing off two people - so one will be a close family member of one of the main characters (I suggest one or both of ginner boys Brothers). It's also going to tell kids that being naughty isn't good - so Barry will obviously kill the baddie too (Lord Vol-au-vent). There you go. I need to start writing crap like this. It's fecking easy.
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