Only decided on Tuesday that I couldn't go last night. Just got a text from Turvey Tyke saying "Many thanks for staying away last night." I was thinking of getting a season ticket next year. Looks like another Barnsley World subscription instead.
don't worry, Leeds Tyke quit over the tickets fiasco but he came back i'm sure you will too i'll pay you to stay at home if we win 3-0 every game when ya not there!
That'd help soften the blow I could launch a "Keep Burgundy Red in Burgundy" fund. Throw in a complimentary Barnsley World subscription and you might just have a deal.
Talking of scams, this sounds genuine.... thinking of going for it Dear Ian, Re :Come and Assist My Family My father deposited the sum of $27.7M cash into the vault of a company abroad. This fund was deposited into 2 trunk boxes. All you need to do is to travel down to the country abroad which i will disclose to you later with all the necessary documents which i would send to you. Ones you reach the company where the fund was deposited, after meeting the company's requirements, they will hand over the 2 trunk boxes to you, you will need to open it, bearing in mind that the company do not know the content rather they believe it contains personal belongings of my father. Firstly, remove all your initial expenses from it that is your ticket fare, accommodation fare plus any other miscellaneous expenses because the said consignment has been deposited since 13th day of January, 2000. Afterwards, you will need to open an account in any bank of your choice in that country in your name and deposit the remaining amount into the said account you have opened in your name subsequently, instruct the bank to transfer the fund to your nominated bank account in your country or anywhere else in the world for proper investment. The reason why you will need to open an account in that country is because there is no way you will be able to carry such an amount inside the plane. You should also bear in mind that my father made an agreement with the company stating that this company will only release the said consignment to my father or a nominee(foreigner) upon presentations of some security code numbers and reference cargo numbers(which i will send to you) So you will be acting as my father's nominee. But before that , i will send you an email telling you the name of the United nation official friend that helped my father in transporting the 2 trunk boxes from Iraq to Europe and also the company's name and their contact information so that you can contact them directly and confirm the existence of the said consignment in their vault. Please indicate your readiness to travel so that i can send you an email giving you the united nation official friend and also the name of the company afterwards, i will send you all the necessary documents that was issued to my father to you before traveling. Waiting to hear from you. Sincerely, Omar Rabah