The Isgrove Code

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  1. Spirit Ditch

    Spirit Ditch Well-Known Member

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    I have decided to dedicate the last 8 minutes of my life to solving the riddles of the Isgrove. Conspiracy theory, or written in the stars? No, it's anagrams.
    Lloyd's very surname holds the key to cracking the code, giving us:

    Givers 0 ('give us 0') and
    Orgies V , revealing that Lloyd has scored prolifically on five occasions outside Oakwell, which may explain why he 'tails off' towards the end of games.

    You're welcome,

    HTH
     
  2. DusThaNoIII

    DusThaNoIII Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah, was about to say the same thing mesen.
     
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    If you've only got 8 minutes left to live, what the flip are you doing on here?
     
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    Prince of Risborough Well-Known Member

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    It's quite simple. Lloyd Isgrove will NEVER score or Barnsley. He should have had a hat trick yesterday.

    He tries and tries and tries but he just doesn't have that clinical finish at the end of his good runs. He could be in double figures by now if he did.
     
  5. sadbrewer

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    Don't do it....I know I'm a few minutes late....hopefully somethings extended your 8 minutes.
     
  6. Spirit Ditch

    Spirit Ditch Well-Known Member

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    I just don't want to be part of a world without Isgrove goals. His little face passing the bubbly to Sam. Heartbreaking.
     
  7. MonkeyRed

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    What a cracking game he had yesterday, probably his best for us that I've seen. He can be frustrating but there's never a lack of effort and whoever's at right back knows they have plenty of protection in front of them.

    Keep it up Lloyd and that goal will come... at Wembley hopefully!!
     

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