This Putin Bloke

Is he of sound mind?

Apparently he's planting a flag in the ocean floor of the Arctic and claiming it as Russia's, as there's plenty of oil there.

While accusing Britain of colonialism?

I've just stuck a flag in my computer and I now own the internet. Can everyone who's advertising on it, send me the money please.

 

paranoid megalomaniac...

...cares not a jot for the common man in Russia, is syphoning off money left,right and centre through his oil and gas company, has stifled the free press and is scared of any credible opposition. Has recently brought in new laws which cover "extremism", which are veiled as anti-fascist laws, but actually classify extremism as anyone who says anything against the president.

Russia is going backwards, quickly. I reckon that foreign investment is going to slow due to the unpredictability of the government and it will slowly slide back into the closed days of communism, but without any of the state benefits for the old and infirm. In short, Russia under Putin is f*cked.

 

Why don't we accept what he is saying

and join him.

I reckon that France is joined to Britain via the continental shelf, so we should claim it as part of the UK. Belgium is next, then the Netherlands, then Spain and Portugal....we'll have Russia and China too and India cos they're all connected.

Australia can **** right off if it thinks we want it back, godforsaken backwater.

 

Top bloke.

I'd vote for him. Mind you, I am one of those woolly liberal types, so I get where he's coming from.

 

He's a politician. </p>

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ps. t'internet is owned by the US government.</p>

 

That's scary.

All I want to know is what the **** the Federation of Small Businesses think they're doing over there? They're meant to be lobbying our government about business rates and stuff like that.

 

well there isn't US flag in my bit and I can quite clearly see google from here. So in theory, I'm minted.

 

i think his claim of land and oil is on the basis that its an extension of Russian terroritial waters.</p>

Bit like the US sticking a Stars n Stripes on the Moon and The UK's claim on the Falklands.</p>

Two cheeks of the same arse.</p>

 

you'd vote for a donkey if it was wearing one of them stupid Russian dictator hats.

 

FISH FISH FISH, FISH FISH FISH

Gonna land a big one with bait like that.

 

how much do you want? ive got an old cough sweet and a fake &pound;1 coin.</p>

 

I was strongly behind his shitting on the beach policies. In retrospect it was a mistake.

 

RE: FISH FISH FISH, FISH FISH FISH

me? </p>

*looks aghast*</p>

True though </p>

 

We also own tutting. Any person not of UK descent caught doing it can rightfully be dragged by their entrails round Shropshire by Russian-dictator-hat wearing donkeys. Fact.

 

Any chance that you get dragged through Telford? I know someone there.

 

and it would have ended in a purge.......a brutal ugly purge.

 

Telford

great place. just for you.</p>

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I'll check the manifesto. I think you can, providing all horses are deported and go back to where they came from.

In fact, now I think about it, donkeys do come across as a bit right wing.

 

not enough left wingers in this Country. Trevor Sinclair was **** oh and Tony Daley.

 

Gordon Hill. It's a bit like Henman Hill, but they only cheer when Renee from Allo Allo talks about 'Ze fallen Madonna wiz za big boobies.'