Jim walks into a bar and orders a pint. He looks for a seat but every table is full except one in the corner where there is a lone man sitting with a dog. "May I take a seat ?" Jim asks nervously looking at the man's rough beard and broad shoulders. "If you want" Jim sits down and looks at the man's dog trying to make small talk, "So does your dog bite" "No" Jim goes to pet the dog but it bites his hand before he touches it is even near it. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" "It's not my dog." [video=youtube;oj7V_ZrwH70]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj7V_ZrwH70[/video]