I don't think he is a real person, they found someone who looks like a footballer and took a picture and said we signed him just because we were looking light on attacking midfielders, unfortunately it now appears from having a team full of attacking midfielders we don't play any so even if he is real he'll not get a game.
Shoved him straight in the surplus midfielders box along with Mowet, McGeehan, Mallan, Moncur and Potts. When we've collected 10 of 'em we can exchange them for a carriage clock.
Tell you what,the authorities stink ! If knasmulner was a Manure player clearance would have come through days ago.
Someone told me he was stood in front of the corner stand at the end with Fryers.... Not sure how right it was though just got talking to a bloke walking out of the stadium.