Worst Ever Player

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  1. BRF

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    RE: My all ***** XII

    Play five at the back and use Malcolm Shotton as sweeper! lol
     
  2. Gue

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    Chris Lumsdon, Carl Baraclough, Peter Handyside, Tony Vaughn to name a few

    (doh)
     
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    BRF Well-Known Member

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    Hristov?!? FFS I'd have him now. No questions. That rules him out straight away. nt
     
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    Fola Onibuje

    Like Bambi on ice.
     
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    DJ Fatty Boy Well-Known Member

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    Rory Fallon nt
     
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    Richard Naylor was a first class ****** for us

    he didnt try one little bit, firt time i saw him i thought it was an academy lad, well out of his depth, he just didnt try, that was cheating in my book :eek:
     
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    My all ***** XI

    1) Brian Sharratt
    2) Paul Turner
    3) Paul Gibbs
    4) Graham Collingwood
    5) John Pickering
    6) Ray Pettit
    7) Jon Nixon
    8) Willie Ferry - worst player ever
    9) Jimmy Hinch
    10)Les Harris
    11)Paul Walker
    Substitutes :-
    12)Brian Raggett
    13)Paul Malcolm
    14)Mick Prendergast
    15)Brian Mahoney
    16)Kevin McMahon
     
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    mrx Banned Idiot

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    Martin Taylor + Les Harris nt
     
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    Alityke Active Member

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    KEVIN DIXON

    signed in..jured 1 reserve appearance, sent off in it then proceeded to play javelin wi the corner flag... wouldnt have believed it if I hadnt actually seen it wi my own eyes.

    Fat lad could hardly throw the damn thing
     
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    adrian viveash, think he was on loan.
     
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    Bambi on Ice Rory Fallon
     
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    keith brown
     
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    Showing my age Robert Earnshaw
     
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    springvale red Well-Known Member

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    alan dugdale was bad and had a porn star tash
     
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    you are jesting, nowt wrong wi Bob
     
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    Jimmy Mann nt
     
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    Willie Ferry was the worst player ever based on the fact

    he was absolute dross, I was there when he scored, I saw all his games and at no time during those matches did he ever look like being even as good as Dave Regis.
    Sometimes the Urban Myth is based on fact.
     
  18. Gue

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    been so bloody many................but here goes


    GK Gary Copley..............nightmare at Grimsby

    RB Lee Crooks..........slower than a snail copulating
    CH John Saunders........foot/eye co-ordination
    CH Mick McGugan...........turning circle of me
    LB Phil Chambers .........on ma head phil...........i was 40 rows back in the ponty

    RW Kevin Donavan..........why?
    CM Gary Jones........just not up to the standard (div 3)
    CM Kenny Brown .....so lightweight .....paperweights were better
    LW Rohan Ricketts.............downward spiral....someone somewhere thought he could play?

    FWD Brian Mahoney..................mobility......yes he needed a mobility pass
    FWD John Peachey............bullet headers into touch
     
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    Worst 'keeper.....

    Mike Taylor (got on loan from Wycombe!!!!) - kept tripping over his guide dog!!

    Even missed a ball that was rolled gently to him so he could take a goal kick!!
     
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    Might have been phil "god" gridelet if we,d had ever seen him!!! :D :D
     

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