http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/27/wwombat127.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox
"Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life." I can relate to that. But not the other bits.
That's fecked 'There are three species: the widely distributed common wombat and the much rarer southern and northern hairy-nosed wombats.'</p> WTF is that all about?! Widely distributed? By who?!</p>
Sounds like the kind of thing Bib n Daft might have done in his heyday - egged on of course by Border Terrier