Why does the postman always come much earlier on a Saturday?

I hope she cleans that work surface before making any more bread. Very unhygienic is that

 

I know there’s no flexibility in their working hours because next door neighbours a postie and always misses the early kick-offs. Woman at work, her son is a postie and he says they’re treated like school kids.

 

Yup. That's what grabbed my attention, too(!)

 

If you put a first class stamp on a French letter does it make the male cum quicker ?

 

Is there anything wrong with them? Why the aggression? Strange world if you can’t make a comment about shorts now

 

I’d like to see her neading (sp) dough balls

 

It's a boxer.

 

So what we're saying is that your dog comes too soon in his shorts when the postman rings twice at 9.30 a.m ?
I think that's right.

 

I dunno? - Where's the aggression? - Is it the question marks?

I'm sorry I think you have misunderstood my remarks. I didn't mean it to be read in that way. Sorry if it came across that way. I don't do aggression, not my style. I just made the remark that I didn't think there is anything wrong with wearing shorts this time of year. The other day a bloke asked me when I was wearing shorts (not the dog wearing them) it I was 'strange' My reply was (in a light-hearted way) - you wouldn't have made that comment if you saw a young woman wearing a short skirt would you?

 

I now see the error of my ways (chortle) - I think I could do with some work on the structure of my sentences - perhaps George Spicer style......

PS Nan they don't fit and besides I think they are the wrong colour for him

 

John peachy is your nan? Well it is a small world isn't it

 

They get round quicker because more husbands are at home

 

Two types of people wear shorts all year round whatever the weather, postmen and body builders.

 

I seem to get fewer letters these days - probably because communication is by e-mail social media etc.

Also, you never get official letters on a Monday.

 

I love nan breads... the ones with minced beef (or whatever) in them.

 

Post arrived later today. I think there may be a connection. I am going to put a spreadsheet together to analyse delivery times & results. I will report back.

 

Nah (or nan if you prefer) there are three types - the two you've described plus those like myself that are immune to cold weather; unless of course my insulation/bodyfat/beer belly is what you are referring as 'body builders'