[Official Site] Please stay off the pitch.

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  1. Newsbot

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    Please stay off the pitch.
    Club News

    Barnsley Football Club would like to request that all supporters refrain from entering the field of play at full-time on Saturday.

    Continue reading on the official site...
     
    Newsbot, Apr 27, 2018
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    I'd like to request half the squad follow this advice.
     
    Redstone, Apr 27, 2018
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    Damn!! You beat me to it!!
     
    Tekkytyke, Apr 27, 2018
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    WARNING::

    Running on the pitch will lead to debilitating tiredness and the inability to go to work three days later.
     
    Red Mosquito, Apr 27, 2018
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    I will not be running on the pitch as I'm not going to the match.
    Whatever happens tomorrow or next week I've already chalked "f.uck it" on this lot.
    (I actually think it will be more embarrassing if people don't run on.... the club wouldn't know what to do !)
     
    Mr Badger, Apr 27, 2018
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    If we're losing, which is highly likely given the lack of passion shown, the ground will be empty by the time the final whistle blows.
     
    Simon De Montforte, Apr 27, 2018
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    Should be "Please stay awake"
     
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    SECONDARY WARNING!!!

    Running on to the pitch will also cause Dead fish eyes, a heart the size of a pea and absolutely no balls whatsoever.

    You have been warned!!!
     
    Red Mosquito, Apr 27, 2018
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    I think the players will be able to thank the remaining fans individually, given how few will probably be left come 4.50. I expect a firm handshake and a heartfelt apology to my face from each of them.
     
    Micky Finn, Apr 27, 2018
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    **** you Newsbot.
     
    Terry Nutkins, Apr 27, 2018
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