Even better, they could wheel out the old scoreboard. It would look a bit like Matchday 2 on the Spectrum.
They're feeding it into Sensible Soccer on the Amiga, then out to the big screen, so the players will all look really weird and run in the wrong direction. Oh, hang on.......
In order to enhance the viewing experience for Sundays game, the club is asking all supporters to bring one of these with them.or if not try and sit near someone who has!
The match is going to be reenacted on the oakwell pitch by BBS lookalikes. Nudge will be playing brad potts. All long legs and misinterpreted passes. Conan will be Adam Davies skulking about on the subs bench, bad mouthing Walton at every opportunity. Redstar will play knasmulner, we've not seen him for a while RAC will play mowett, also not seen for quite a while. Stahrost will play hamill, getting on a bit and dribbles a lot I will play Gary Gardner off course, scoring his perfect hat trick of outside the box big headers. Mapplewell will be the ref, dissmissing anyone who doesn't agree with him. Anybody else laiking?
A couple of prefects in brown jackets will rollout the Hitachi 20 inch tv monitor in its boxed cabinet on casters to the centre circle. You will.all have to sit legs crossed with fingers on lips and sit through Pebble Mill followed by Learn to Swim and if everyone behaviour has been acceptable you can then view the game.