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  1. SuperTyke

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    I fear that we may need to make this a sticky ;)
     
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    Where's OnGoingDork when you need him?
     
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    idiot
     
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    Ha!
     
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    I thought he was trying to replicate his own goal scoring record
     
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    42 attempts wowww I reckon I’d beat that.

    Imagine supporting a team above league 2 and wanting to sign him up
     
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    awkward moment when he bags 15+ in league 1 next season
     
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    Remember to bump this thread if he does and I’ll accept that I’m wrong then.

    If he doesn’t and I bump it, will you admit you were wrong though?
     
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    I will donate £50 to a charity of your choice if he gets 15 goals in league 1 next season. However, if he doesn’t then you can donate £50 to a charity of my choice. Care to take the wager?
     
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    yes
     
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    Good, his goal scoring record since the 2014/15 season would suggest that my bet is safe!
     
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    He'll easy get 15 goals....he'll just stand on the penalty spot and claim all the goals that deflect off him. Talk about filling the box with a striker ;)
     
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    He reminds me of what Maradona looks like now
     
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    Who's the better player though ?
     
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    Obviously Akinfenwa, he is a prolific goal scoring machine, apparently at any level
     
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    And he's 2 footed (width) ;)
     
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    Is that all?
     
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    Akinfenwa's record above the 4th division:

    13/14 aged 31: 10 goals
    08/09 aged 26: 13 goals
    07/08 aged 25: 0 goals
    06/07 aged 24: 5 goals
    05/06 aged 23: 9 goals
    04/05 aged 22: 14 goals

    Number of times he has achieved 15 goals at league one level: 0
     
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    It was as far as the tape measure would go!
     
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