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  1. SuperTyke

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    He didn't even manage 15 out of 43 efforts from a few yards out with no keeper in that video
     
    SuperTyke, Jul 5, 2018
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    mansfield_red Well-Known Member

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    He's a fridge, god knows why he's got to that size, can't be advantageous as a footballer
     
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    And no defenders,

    Perhaps that's how all opposition teams have to line up against him to give him a chance :confused::confused::confused:
     
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    I would love to know what his 100 meters sprint time is? I cannot imagine that being that size is a benefit as a footballer. Apparently his stats show that he weighs 102 kgs or 16 stone. He must be blowing out is his arse at the end of a game
     
    Abruzzo Red, Jul 5, 2018
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    12.35




    If he sets off at 12.00 that's when he finishes ;)
     
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    OnGoingCloud1887 Well-Known Member

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    got more than that last season
     
    OnGoingCloud1887, Jul 5, 2018
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  7. OnGoingCloud1887

    OnGoingCloud1887 Well-Known Member

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    It's an advantage what defender fancies coming up against a striker they cannot physically compete with
     
    OnGoingCloud1887, Jul 5, 2018
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    Abruzzo Red Well-Known Member

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    Yes, in a lower league
     
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    Only if he is stood on the 6 yd when he receives the ball, he must have the turning circle of a super tanker.
     
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    Abruzzo Red Well-Known Member

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    I was going to reply is that weeks!
     
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    holds the ball up. As I've said before put him next a player like Adam Armstrong they would do bits
     
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    I will have to agree to disagree on this one, especially as Armstrong has not really pulled up any trees and was extremely poor for us
     
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    I'd have him, when his mobility goes a bit more, feed him up a bit then stick him in goal, seriously, every shot would have to be precisely right in one of the four corners because they would be the only bits you could get a ball through
     
    North Yorks Red, Jul 6, 2018
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    I just mean some striker who is short, rapid and agile
     
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    I guess that’s a no then Phil?
     
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