My only worry is next Wednesday

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  1. Lor

    Lordtyke Well-Known Member

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    Can I convince my boss that I am too ill to attend the afters shift?
    I'm thinking Hay Fever, sore throat, headache etc

    Anybody else tied to going into work?
     
    Lordtyke, Jul 7, 2018
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    thetykester Well-Known Member

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    Kidney stones, try that. :D
     
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    Play the long con .....Phone in sick on Monday and say you won’t be back for a week!!!
     
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    I once made myself sick when I wanted to meet up with ar lass when we first started courting. I puked up all over the floor in the men's lavs at work. Whoever had to clean it up certainly won't have doubted me.
     
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    World cup fever? Russian flu? John Stones-itis?
     
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    Tell them you've got a case of the novichocks.
     
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