Fan Nicknames - who sits near you and what/why have you nicknamed them?

We used to have five sat round us around the turn of the millennium.

ET, Catweazle and Rolf for their appearance. Then Young Andy - you had to know our mate Andy for that to make sense but this lad was a good enough likeness to a ten-years-younger version that photos from the match with him on even fooled Andy's wife. Finally there was Junior Pieman - a tubby young lad whom I can only assume was banned from eating all but 90 minutes a week, given his rapacious appetite for match day snap.

They were mostly last minute merchants and for a few years, me and our kid ran a weekly sweep on predicting order of arrival of the above mentioned.

 

Gobsh1te Twins, who sit at the back corner of the Ponty on the West Stand Side.

2 old blokes who talk absolute ***** and loudly so everyone can hear them. Slag every player off and I'm not kidding.

Most people round the area comment and how utterly ******* annoying they are, and they've been in the area for decades. If I'd have renewed this season I'd have definitely moved because they are a pair of cnuts.

 

Mr. Pissy cos he's always going for a piss