Monkey is tucking into a nice healthy breakfast when Ronni comes running across the table shouting... Ronni : DAD dad DADDDDD !! They're ere! A sed thed come dinta Monkey : You say a lot of things Ronni and some of them I even understand. WHO? Ronni : That Lucky Heather womun frum Donny and her lads. Monkey : Oh hello, long time no see. What are you doing here on the edge of Derbyshire? Lucky Heather : We travel you know. That's what we do! Our horse is lame. Ronni : Looks more like it's gunnerbi gloo. Monkey : Yes but where's your caravan and all the other horses ? Lucky Heather : Times are hard when you've been in Division One a while and nobody buys our pegs these days. We need help.... Monkey has a dilemma...should he help our rivals or not ? R.Tiverton : COPPINGER NO !! Lucky Heather : Monkey, why has your daughter only got one shoe ? Ronni : A lost otherun at Wembli. It wa Tobytyke's fault ! Eee knocked it off mifut and a ant sinit since. Is Coppinger short fer copperpincher ? Monkey decides he will be sporting and piles Doncaster Rovers into his car. The kids are shouting. Off he goes... Lucky Heather : Can you not pedal FASTER Monkey ? Kick off's at three and my boys need to stop off for a baked hedgehog on the way. They haven't eaten today. Eventually they reach the front of the house. Monkey : Can you give us a lift please agent ? Monkey : Oh and stop somewhere where there are hedgehogs on the way please. Monkey : COPPINGER NO !! Don't even think about it. Ronni : Dad, worrif wi need Edges terday an them arabs av still gorrim in prisun? Lucky Heather : I'm going in there to get your daughter a proper pair of shoes Monkey. You do not look after your children properly. I'll never forget that time I had to bring then BACK to you. Monkey : I don't think they'll have her size, I've tried everywhere. Ronni : Tha'ant Ronni : Luk dad ! Newuns and reyt colour anall. Thanks Auntie Lucky Heather.
