Beef Curtains.

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Just that. Beef. Curtains.
     
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    Mutton. Dagger
     
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    Pork. Sword
     
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  4. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Wafer thin ham.
     
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    Pearl necklace.....
     
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    A post for a post's sake. Just to get your message total up and hoping for approval?
     
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  9. Jay

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    For those of us with a long memory that is so inappropriate but very funny.

    I wonder what NDN is up to.
     
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    Ham wallet.
    Bacon drapes.
     
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    cornwall tyke Well-Known Member

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    I feel that this song may be (semi) appropriate in this thread.
    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet
    Cattle prod the oyster ditch
    With the lap rocket
    Batter-dip the cranny axe
    In the gut locker
    Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
    With the boink swatter
    If I get you in the loop
    When I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
    I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush
    Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
    Marinate the nether rod
    In the squish mitten
    Power drill the yippee bog
    With the dude piston
    Pressure wash the quiver bone
    In the bitch wrinkle
    Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
    With the pork steeple,
    If I get you in the loop
    When I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
    I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush
    Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
    Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
    Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
    Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
    Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where pronto
     
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    Framstjart

    FRONTBOTTOM
     
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    Cat flap :rolleyes:
     
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    There are certain rules on online forums that we all adhere to. But those rules are set with the the average person in mind. Obviously, we should all respect the opinions of others and treat everyone we encounter with the same respect we would expect ourselves. Sometimes we fail in that and recently I made a total **** of myself by being abusive to someone who had done nothing wrong, said nothing wrong and did not deserve my reply (sorry Mario). But you're a ******* *********. And I think we should be allowed to treat those amongst who are dick heads as dick heads. The rules are made for the normal people. You're subnormal and as a relatively normal person I should be allowed to tell you to **** off.

    Feel free to retort to this BTW, but good luck.
     
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    Bet it’s laugh a minute round yours !
     
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    Wizard’s sleeve. Like a.
     
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  19. Che

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    I wholeheartedly approve.
     
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