O/T anyone else feel sorry...

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  1. Artisan-baker-red

    Artisan-baker-red Well-Known Member

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    For the guy in the Richmond sausage advert.
    He makes sausages all day, with little praise, and no statue being made.
    Does a 9-hour day making sausages.

    Comes home...

    And the bloody Mrs has made him SAUSAGE AND MASH, made with the bloody sausages that he's been making ALL DAY!!

    I feel Reyt sorry for him.
     
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    It could be worse. He could work here.

    low-fat-sausages.jpg
     
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    According to my dictionary a sausage consists of minced meat. Consequently Quorn should change the name of its product.
     
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    And don't even get me started on vegetarian bacon!!!
     
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